Everyone.
Today,
What is...
That suspicious cape and staff!
You're not our regular teacher, are you?
Looks like I've been found out.
I am the masked teacher from the Despair Empire,
I'm Despair!
Kafuka-chan, Meru-chan!
Let's transform!
Roger!
Thanks once again to Anonymous for the script!
Also, for the love of Christ, please someone else pick up this series!
Zetsubou Sensei!
Let's pit the passion of hope
against despair.
Let's walk the path we must.
There is no need for words.
Let's forcefully awaken to our destiny.
Your worst enemy is sometimes yourself.
BURNING HEART, a little more.
We'll kick the ground with all our might
and force our way.
To the limits, GOGO!
Something like a BARRIER,
don't we no longer need a place to hide?
Until we've used all our strength,
we must go on.
[Zoku] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Koishikawa Local Office
Itoshiki-san.
Itoshiki Nozomu-san.
Yes.
Name: Itoshiki Nozomu
Despair.
With "string" and "color,"
you can read it as "despair."
How droll.
It's so droll.
Despair.
His name is Despair!
You might find it funny,
but among those who've said that,
you are the millionth!
A Cat that Heard a Million Times
This is player Kotooshu from Bulgaria.
Do you indeed eat a lot of yogurt?
You might find it funny,
but I've heard it a million times.
This is Amuro.
Amuro?
Amuro, going!
Do you ever say that?
You might find it funny, but I've heard it a million times.
Yes.
This is the Sunday editing room.
Sunday is released on Wednesdays, so why is it called Sunday?
You might find it funny, but I've heard it a million times.
Are there any questions for the developer?
Will the next title be
Winning Eleven 11?
You might find it funny, but I've heard it a million times.
You might find it funny,
but among those who've said it, you are the millionth!
Apologize to those who have heard a million times!
The difference in thought process between those who say and those who hear.
[Do you ever block with your face?]
Even if you think you said something funny,
[Do you ever block with your face?]
most people listening have heard it until they're sick of it,
[Do you ever block with your face?]
so they just find it tiresome!
[Mitarai]
I understand your feelings.
Mitarai-san.
What?
You've heard it a million times, haven't you?
Oku-san.
(T/N: oku-san means wife)
At Oku-san's house, even the husband is a wife.
I understand that feeling.
You must have heard it a million times!
I was thinking of this for a while,
but if Kanako-chan were to marry an Oba-san,
(T/N: pun, obakanako can mean huge idiot)
you'd become Oba Kanako, right?
Apologize to those who have heard it a million times!
I'm sorry.
Your teacher unwittingly became upset.
It wasn't unwittingly!
Anyway, in this world,
there are stories that the other person has heard so many times already that he finds them tiresome.
A fat baseball player...
"You're a catcher, right?"
has undoubtedly heard such a remark a million times!
A boy whose name is Tsubasa
"You're good at soccer, right?"
has undoubtedly heard such a remark a million times!
A girl with cat ears inside a maid cafe...
"Which are the real ears?"
has undoubtedly heard such a remark a million times!
And from another fanatic customer who overheard...
"Isn't that obvious?"
undoubtedly has heard such a remark a million times!
People who live in Rokko...
"It must be nice to be able to use that delicious Rokko water in the bath and on the toilet."
have undoubtedly heard such a remark a million times!
Megumi Toshiaki...
"If you get married to Megumi, then you'll be Megumi Megumi."
has undoubtedly heard such a remark a million times!
I'm in despair.
This world where people hear the same thing a million times has left me in despair.
That stings.
It hits me on a sore spot.
It's a shonen magazine,
so why are there no gravure photos of boys inside?
Soccer magazines have content about soccer.
Baseball magazines have content about baseball.
So...
Shonen magazines should obviously
have content about boys inside!
Why is there no content about boys?
Such remarks,
you must have heard them a million times, right?
I'm sorry for saying something so obvious.
Huh?
I don't think anyone ever says that.
Is it just me?
Then,
to a battery,
They say that the catcher is like the pitcher's wife,
so does the catcher receive well?
Asking them something like that,
they've probably heard it a million times, right?
Those people.
No.
I think only you have said anything like that.
You're lying.
We're not lying.
I've realized that I'm in the minority!
Now!
Don't realize that just now.
Anyway,
let's just say Fujiyoshi-san is like that,
but there are plenty of people who have heard the same thing a million times.
Look at this.
This is the business card of the editor of this manga.
(T/N: name is read the same as that of a famous actor)
Takeda Tetsuya
The author struggled for 6 months not to make a mention of this!
because he thought he would find it tiresome.
Trying to be considerate, he hasn't said a word.
You just said it in a grand scale.
Out of consideration, please don't say those words,
to those who have heard a million times!
There's also something Maria's heard a million times.
What is it?
You're very good at Japanese.
Obviously, since I'm a Japanese, right?
How strange.
I too have something I've heard so many times that I'm sick of it.
You play some sport, right?
No.
Certainly,
when I hear it, I get that feeling.
It's not the case at all.
Clumsy!
I told you.
I'm clumsy.
Abiru-chan.
What?
[Komori]
I've also heard about a million times,
"you have an older brother, right?"
I guess you are the little sister type.
You have an older brother, right?
See, again.
I don't.
I'm an only daughter.
But something a million people have said can't possibly be wrong.
I found him.
Komori-chan's older brother.
Little sister!
I don't have
an older brother!
What are you talking about?
That's your older brother.
There's no way that something a million people have said could be false, right?
Who is this person!?
Don't come near me!
[Itoshiki Clinic]
Heard from a million people?
In that case, you too, Nozomu,
heard from a million people when you were young,
"You're a girl, right?"
Too much!
It's too much!
You too,
heard from a million people,
"You're a girl, right?"
Too much!
It's too much!
[Despair] [1000 Person] [Enquete!!]
Then next is
1000 person enquete.
The guest will make a statement to the studio audience,
and if at least half of them answer "yes," we'll give you a present.
Then Kimura-san, go ahead.
On mother's day, I wake up early
and present fresh chicken blood to an altar.
Switch on!
Not a single person? That's strange.
In the country where I was, everyone did it!
Next, it's Arai Chie-sensei. Go ahead.
Maybe a half would be a bit tough?
If I get insulted with vulgar words, I get upset.
Oh my.
It's more than I expected.
A coupling between Pine and Napple is called
Pine x Napple!
I guess Napple x Pine is the mainstream.
No one
could figure out what you meant, so no one pressed the button.
Again,
I learn that I'm in the minority!
Again,
realize that a little sooner.
Despair Musical Performance.
Today's tune will be led by despair.
A circle has happened, happened.
Circle has happened.
A circle the size given from
my older brother has happened.
The level was too low,
so everyone is irritated at me.
(That's good, good!)
A circle has happened, happened.
A circle has happened.
At a Caro Pro concert,
a circle happened.
The level was too high,
so even though I collapsed on my own,
I got sick of it.
(That's good, good!)
That's not up to lead singing level!
Impressive,
Model warrior Lily Cure.
But it's too late.
If you're facing against me while I have this plum marble in my hand,
you have no chance of win-
Despair
Blast!
Let me fini-
I'm defeated!
Itoiro 3 minute cooking.
(T/N: Osechi = traditional New Year foods)
Today's menu Kimura Kaede's Simple Osechi Cooking
Hello.
[Kimura Kaede] [et cetera]
Today, we'll make a basic
[Kimura Kaede] [et cetera]
osechi dish.
I'm sure there are many of you who buy osechi,
but it's pretty simple to make your own.
Let's start with black beans, which mustn't be excluded in osechi.
If you learn it now,
you'll be ready for next New Year's day.
First, put the black beans in warm water.
Yes.
We use 300 grams of black beans.
The beans and the way of cooking them differ
in Kanto and Kansai areas.
We'll use the Kanto beans today.
I see.
Next is the seasoning.
Put in sugar, salt, baking soda, and soy sauce.
Yes.
We use 250 grams of sugar
half a large spoonful of salt,
half a small spoonful of baking soda,
and a quarter cup of soy sauce.
Also, put in some rusty nails.
Put in nails?
The black beans will become softer
and shiny.
They'll become shiny.
Wash the nails thoroughly
and put them into a cloth pouch, making sure to tie it closed.
If you have one, use a steel egg.
A steel egg?
This.
I see.
It's an egg made of steel.
Let the pot stand for at least 5 hours.
It takes quite a while.
If you leave it overnight, it's even better.
Here's a pot we let stand for 5 hours.
[That pot just now was enjoyed by the staff after the show.]
Boil it in medium heat, removing the foam.
Yes.
Here's one we've already finished boiling.
[That pot just now was enjoyed by the staff after the show.]
It's starting to smell good.
If it starts boiling over, pour some water into it.
If it keeps boiling over, use low heat.
Put on both the interior and exterior lids
and boil for 8 hours.
Yes.
If the broth starts to splash about, turn off the heat.
Yes.
I see that you remove the heat when the beans start to show above the water.
Yes.
Leave it overnight and let the taste mature.
Here's a pot we left overnight.
[That pot just now was enjoyed by the staff after the show.]
It's shiny and looks delicious.
It's easy, isn't it?
In the remaining time, we'll make the highlight of osechi,
rice dumpling soup.
Let the broth soak with skipjack tuna and kelp.
I really like rice dumpling soup.
I look forward to going back to my hometown to have it on New Year's Day.
Go back?
Go back, go back...
No!
That person...
that person is coming!
What is it, all of a sudden?
Food made from dead fish
and dried seaweed
is so foul I can't eat it!
Her personality switched!
The cooking of this country
is so bland that I can't enjoy it.
Umm,
today's subject is osechi...
I'll be cooking in my way from now on.
Done!
This is the osechi of the country I used to be in!
Which country is that!?
Next is something those struggling with housework will enjoy,
frugal cooking!
Zetsubou Sensei Drawing Song
Zetsubou sensei drawing song.
Let's begin!
Let's sing along and draw properly.
A tulip has fallen sideways due to the wind.
Lightning.
Flash!
Lightning.
Flash!
Rain pours down.
The rain leaks through the cracks
and makes two round puddles.
Let's go fishing.
It's a fishing hook.
We made some dried fish with what we caught.
It's Zetsubou sensei!
Did you all draw well?
Bye bye!
This is...
Did you sleep well,
teacher?
Chiri-san.
What was I...
You were sleeping soundly,
teacher.
I was having a long dream.
I feel like
I've forgotten something important-
It's fine.
It's all over now.
Everything.
Yes.
Chiri-chan!
Lunch time is over!
Everyone's calling us.
Let's go, teacher.
Hurry, hurry!
Teacher.
Welcome back.
Next Episode Preview
Masked Despair has revived yet again!
Again?
This mask was, surprisingly enough, made of corrugated cardboard!
What's that!
The saddened Chiri's actions bring forth more despair!
What happens to me?
Next time on Zetsubou Sensei!
The return of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei!
Look forward to it!
Good evening.
This time, we've tried out many different types of animation.
This one is called
silhouette animation.
Silhouette Animation
Shut up!
Shut up shut up shut up shut up!
What are you doing, all of a sudden!?
Shut up!
Whenever you breathe, your glasses clatter!
On top of that, your cup clatters!
I won't forgive those baseless charges!
Now, now, please forgive him teacher.
That kid
is an examinee.
Since he's an examinee, he can't help it.
I don't quite understand,
but it can't be helped.
He's an examinee, so he can't help it.
It's a bad thing he did,
but he's an examinee, so he can't help it.
can't help it, can't help it...
Teacher's not here.
Is he going to be late again?
Ah, he's here.
Teacher,
this is too much!
I'm an examinee, so I can't help it!
Examinee?
In Japan, examinees get too much protection.
I have planned to remain an examinee forever!
[Pastel Animation]
Since I'm an examinee, please treat me specialy!
Please watch your mouth!
Since I'm an examinee, I cause trouble for society at the smallest chance.
Even if I commit a minor crime, please be light on me.
Since your teacher is
an examinee!
How are you an examinee?
Haven't you passed all your exams a long time ago?
No, I'm studying for an exam right now.
In this country, there are mountains of qualifications you can take exams for!
Qualification heaven Japan!
Then what are you studying for right now?
The exam I'm preparing for now is
flower arrangement qualification.
Since I'm an examinee, please treat me specialy.
That can't be called being an examinee.
That's discrimination against flower arrangement!
[Cutout Animation]
Apologize to all the examinees of
flower arrangement in this country!
I won't apologize.
How about at least taking the civil service examination?
No matter what exam you're preparing for, an examinee is an examinee.
Teacher!
Your mail!
[PASSED]
I passed!
I'm no longer an examinee!
No one will treat me specially!
No one's doing that anyway.
I have to become an examinee again.
There are plenty of qualifications for which there are exams!
What will you prepare for this time?
Timetable authority.
[PASSED]
I passed again!
Zetsubou sensei took all sorts of qualification exams.
But betrayed by his committed nature,
he passed every single one of them.
Beyond these...
aren't there more qualifications beyond these!?
Teacher, you are not qualified to raise a living thing.
You didn't take good care of it, so now this baby is all dried up.
I don't remember ever raising something like this,
but if I don't have the qualification, I better get it.
I'm glad there's another exam I can take.
Animal husbandry manager.
Would this work?
I passed!
Teacher.
You aren't qualified to love another person, teacher!
Even though you have me,
you received curry from the college student next door!
I don't remember ever loving you,
but if I don't have the qualification, I better get it.
A man who can't please a woman isn't qualified to love another person.
I get the feeling that this is not quite the same thing,
but this is the closest I seem to be able to find.
I passed again!
Don't do it!
But it feels good to earn qualification in something.
A qualification I haven't earned yet...
A qualification that I haven't earned yet...
What qualifications don't I still have?
Now
he's no longer an examinee or whatever,
but just a qualification acquisition addict.
I realized something important.
I am not qualified to continue living!
If I'm not qualified to continue living,
I have no choice but to die!
Unqualified to live!
Here's his specialty, pretending to be pitiable.
How about just acting normal and leaving it at that you're not qualified to be a teacher?
No, I have that qualification.
Since there are plenty of people who are not qualified to continue living
but qualified to teach.
Well, that's true.
Thus,
I have no choice but to die!
Wait just a second.
You also need a qualification to die.
What do you mean!?
Dying Qualification Examination
This exam is of quite a high level.
There are still many exams left before you'll be qualified to die.
Like approval of forgiveness
or diving license exam,
course on shoe arrangement manners.
And
finally,
Pretend Death
How could this be!?
Even dying is difficult these days!
I'm not
[FAILED]
even qualified to die.
Not qualified to live, not qualified to die,
what must I do?
Not living,
and also not dying,
a life that is like death.
END
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
Teacher's pet!
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
I'm a marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
Teacher's pet!
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
I'm a marionette.
I'm Romeo.
You are Juliet.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
Wind-up mechanized Grand Guignol.
A loving mind is violet.
When you lose the freedom of your heart,
it's a philosophy of pleasure.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
My name is Nero.
My life is already gone.
I have a vague idea of where I died.
Probably in that cold church, along with that dog.
That's right, that's right.
The fact that that painting by Rubens I wanted to see so much
was actually an anime
was a huge shock for me.